My Cat

His breath smells like Kool-Aid or like he's been gnawing on a strawberry Jolly Rancher!

I'm curious as to how this happened, seeing as none of the above are on the premises.

He's sitting closerthanthis to me with his little rump edging up on my keyboard as I type.

I could shove him out of the way, but he wouldn't learn the lesson.

My cat is not smart. At. All.

As my mother says, he has the memory of the guy in Memento!

LOL